Highlights from the Furry Humor eGroup Mailing list
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 00:30:48 -0000
From: "Scrimno Longbow" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: Those late nights prob'ly ain't healthy
I'm a night owl (night otter?). Always have been. Problem is that
with school during the day, I couldn't endure many sleepless nights.
So when Summer vacation came around, I became veritably noctournal.
Since I was basically the only one awake at the wee hours, I spent a
lotta time online. Many of my furry enterprises I conducted online in
MU*s with some furs across the globe where it was daylight. When
my "vacation" ended and it was time to go back to day livin', I
couldn't sleep at night or stay awake during the day. This led to
many nights such as this: I'd lay down in my bed, but toss and turn
for many hours. Sometimes I woke up in weird places. Like backwards
in my bed, on the floor (still with a blanket and pillow!), leanin'
against the wall. A couple times I awoke sittin' at my computer with
it turned on (and a keyboard imprint on my forehead). Once, when I
found myself at my computer, I was checking my forehead for the
almost familiar waffle pattern when I noticed that I was connected to
the internet. Not only that, but somehow I had opened the MUCK
shortcut on my desktop. Apparently I've been idle too long so I got
booted off. That weekend, when I could stay awake as long as I want,
I contacted one of my MUCK buddies because I haven't talked to her in
a while. For no reason, she was acting pretty yiffy. I asked her what
was up, and she said, "What? Don't you remember? That TS the other
day was amazing!"
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 2001 06:08:36 -0000
From: "BenjaminA Rodriguez"
Subject: New Jokes
Well, noticing the current stock at the pharmacy where I work, I began thinking
about a few odds & ends of life. Specifically, why is it that exactly 2
nanoseconds after teh Christmas Singing Bass gos on 75% off sale is it that we
introduce the Valentine's day crap?
Then I took a look at one of the perennial favorites of the day dedicated to a
guy that got beheaded by the Romans, Sweethearts. eah, you know 'em. those
necco wafer thingies, candies shaped like hearts with cutesy slogans on 'em?
Well, this year there's bee a chage. I noticed a *new* message on one. "e-mail
me"... they updated love expressed in consumables for the dgital age! Now...
What if they updated Sweethearts candy for the Furry Crowd?
UPDATED SWEETHEARTS MESSAGES for FURRIES:
"I'm not spade"
"Soaked Fur" (Yeah, baby!)
etc... etc.. but then.. wha about the FurVERTS? Well, their little cutsey
messages can get downright disturbing...
"Eat Me! (I like it!)"
"Cover me in spooge!"
And then there's there's the Plushies involved with this holiday... oy vey...
From: "Midnight Angel"
Date: Wed Feb 28, 2001 6:16pm
Subject: Panda Joke
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots at waiters as they pass
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot at my waiters and you didn't pay for your
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a panda! Look it
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized
by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."