WANTED: NEW VILLAIN FOR THE NEXT LION KING FILM. IF YOU ARE THINKING OF
APPLYING,YOU MUST FIT THE SPECIFICATIONS BELOW. by Tourskunk
1) Must have British accent.
2) Must be a lion or other african animal,within reason. an evil giraffe is
definately not what we're looking for.
3) Must be sexy in a strange sort of way .
(e.g. Zira..but i also know many of you like scar)
4) must bear long-standing grudge against simba and/or his relatives.
5) must be willing to be ridiculed by meerkat and his warthog friend.
6) and finally-must be willing to fall to death or be torn apart by hyena's
at the end of the film.
do you fill all of these requirements? applications to 'Zazu, pride rock, the