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Subject: Re: Help, need animal sounds
From: "
M. Mitchell Marmel"
Date: Fri, Sep 11, 1998 14:56 EDT
tamar_prower@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> Okay, here's a question. I need help with sound effects for furry characters.
> For example, It's believed that foxes make sounds that are written like the
> following: yip, yiff, ect. But what sounds, and more importantly how do you
> write the sounds, of a rabbit, skunk, weasle, deer, ect? I can't figure out
> how to write the sounds a lot of animals make down on paper even if I did
> know what they acturally soundedd like. I'm open to suggestions. Make a
> list of animals and their sounds written.

Skunk: "Why eet ees I'm speakin' weeth a Franch accent? I was een Brooklyn born!"

Weasel: "Just sign here, Mr. Barks..."


Aardvark: "I'm so POOR..."

Skiltaire: "Let me just pick up this pennEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!..."

Jaguar: "Got any Crow Helper?"

Mustang: "Honk!"

Roadrunner: "Beep, Beep!"

Coyote: "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud."


Ermine: See Tygger

Pig: "May I see your licence and registration, please?"

Bull: See Pig

Lion: "Osamu WHO?"

White Lion: "Walt WHO?"

Puma: "I'm gonna catch that lil' rabbit and eat him all up. Hiiiiiyeeeeeeeew!"

Mink: "La-da-dee, it's not pretty being me, it's harder than you think, to be a balding mink!"

Hog: "Ka-CHUNK! (pause) Ka-CHUNK! (pause) Ka-CHUNK! (pause) Ka-CHUNK! Lub-dub-lub-dub-dub-dub-VERRRRRRRRRRRROW! (shift) WOWOWOWOWOW...."

Hope this helps, but I doubt it. :)




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