I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic
Written by Colm McSky
sung to the tune of "I wish they all could be California girls" by The Beach Boys
Well bunny girls are great, I really dig those silky ears.
And the Squrrill girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when they're down here.
The vulpine girls' sultry walk will make you feel alright,
But those lionesses, with the way they purr, they keep their boyfriends warm at night!
I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic.
The furry girls are oh-so-soft,
you'd better touch one if you can.
I dig a striped fur pattern
on a mink stretchin' out next to a palm tree in the sand!
I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic.
Well I've been all around this great big 'Net, and I've seen all kinds of girls.
But I couldn't wait to get back in the fur, back to the cutest girls in the world!
I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic.
I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic.
I wish all girls could be anthropomorfic!
Alternate Verse by Allen Kitchen
Oh East coast dogs are hip
I really dig that styled-up fur.
And the southern cats with the way they talk
They knock me out with that Georgian purr.
The midwest farmer's vixens
really make you feel all right.
And the northern bears, with the way they hug
they keep their boyfuriends warm at night!
But...
I wish they all could be California Squirrels!
I wish they all could be California squirrels!
I am a Fur
Written by Colm McSky
sung to the tune of "I am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkle
A winters day,
in a deep and dark december
I am a furry
gazing at my tv
to the scene thats shown
a Lion King, a Warthog, and Timon
I am a fur, i am an antho fan!
I watch movies
I draw, i read, i write
I post to the newsgroups
I've been to several Duckons,
a ConFurence or two,
and countless other art conferences too
I am a fur, I am an anthro fan!
Not anime or Disney's Aladin
only animals with human traits
a speaking raccoon
is not just a cartoon
he's furry and he's anthromorfic
I am a fur, I am anthro fan!
I have art books, and art on my walls
I am surrounded by anthropomorphics
drawing when I can
wanting when I can't
to ádd another beauty to my walls
I am a fur, I am anthro fan!
and fur is such fun
and fur can touch your soul.
Yiffy Fur
Written by Bahumat
(sung to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua)
Hey there furry, wanna go for a yiff?
[Get bent!]
Aw dang...
I'm a yiffy fur
endorphins make me purr;
I'm so horny, 'cause humans bore me.
You can pet my hair, and scritch me everywhere.
My life's mission; to yiff you to submission!
I'm a small, lonely fur, in this internet world.
In real life I am geeky and ugly.
But you don't know my name, and we all look the same,
on the net', I am somebody pretty.
You can touch; you can play;
if you say; that you're a fur!
Oh-oh-oh...
I'm a yiffy fur
endorphins make me purr;
I'm so horny, 'cause humans bore me.
You can pet my hair, and yiff me anywhere.
My life's mission; to yiff you to submission!
Come on furry, come and yiff me.
[No-no-no twink!]
Come on furry, come and yiff me.
[Loser, loser!]
Come on furry, come and yiff me.
[No-no-no twink!]
Come on furry, come and yiff me.
[Get lost, get lost!]
Tie me up, you're so hot; do whatever you please,
I can be on the top, I can be on my knees.
Come jump in, let's begin, I can do it again,
on the 'net, I don't need recharging.
You can yiff; you can play;
if you say, that you're a fur.
You can touch; you can lay;
if you say, that you're a fur.
(Repeat until end.)
Ack, I'm not having much fun.
[That's 'cause you're a yiffy loser!]
Oh, that's why...
Man, I Feel Like a Squirrel
Written by Andrew J. "Neuracnu Coyote" Chinnici
(sung to the tune of Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like a Woman")
Let's go, squirrels..
I'm climbing down my tree,
Into a menagerie
Of nature in it's purest form.
Give my tail a fluff,
And go climbin' lots o' stuff,
Searching high and low for acorns.
I've brushed up my teeth,
I've practiced my "meef",
I'm ready for a day on the town.
I've cleaned up my fur,
And made doubly sure,
That when I run I barely touch the ground.
Bridge:
The best thing about being a squirrel
Is the ability to run in front of cars and...
Chorus:
Wuh-uh-oh,
Stop and stare at you,
Then run right past you.
Grey fur,
Chitter & purr.
Ah wuh-uh-oh,
really go wild
yeah, keepin' nuts stockpiled
Wuh-uh-oh,
Climbin' up an ash
Diggin' through trash
Stuffin' my cheeks
Swingin' from trees,
Ah wuh-uh-oh,
I wanna be free
yeah, to live inside a tree.
Man! I feel like a squirrel!
The Twelve Days of TLK Christmas
Written by Kovu
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me:
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight nasty claw marks,
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine loving licks,
Eight nasty claw marks,
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten zebra haunches,
Nine loving licks,
Eight nasty claw marks,
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven cheetahs running,
Ten zebra haunches,
Nine loving licks,
Eight nasty claw marks,
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve birdie boilers,
Eleven cheetahs running,
Ten zebra haunches,
Nine loving licks,
Eight nasty claw marks,
Seven outlanders scratching,
Six young cubs whining,
Five largish gas masks.
Four warthogs f*rting,
Three heyenas laughing,
Two lions roaring and
A meercat dressed up in drag.
Pinball Furry
Written by John Hedgehog
sung to: Pinball Wizard by Elton John (as seen in the movie 'Tommy')
Ever since I was a young furry I played the silver ball
From Underground down to on grass I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind Kangaroo sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a Real Furry, becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean
Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind Kangaroo sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball Furry, there has to be a twist
A pinball Furry's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it I don't even know
What makes him very good being a furry.
Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes or bells
Don't see lights a-flashing, plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay, never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind and Yiff Kangaroo sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was the Bally table king
But I just handed my pinball crown to him
Even on my favourite table, he can beat my best
His Furry Friends lean him in and he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers, never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind and Yiff Kangaroo sure plays a mean pinball
