DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is
the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining
the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,
I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this
on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with
sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try
to strike fear into their hearts.They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm... Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no
good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such
a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer."
More importantly I overheard that my confinement was
due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has
got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue something akin
to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every
move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.