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What is a dog?
- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a
block away, but they don't hear you when you
are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their
tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.
-Anonymous
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